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Posted by Lay.
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SEMI - FINALS

1. Kirk vs 8. Sagat

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Due times:
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Max. extension = 24 hours, to be granted by your opponent.

Line limits:
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Posted by Kirk
Check. Fourty.

Posted by Sagat
40's perfectly fine with me

Posted by Sagat
undisputed champ huh? congrats dude. 10 weeks undefeated...but still...fuck you...

listen nerd,
you've had your run. 10 WEEKS. but i'm tellin you that shit is dead
now you WANT to hang up the mic, so you can stand up to give'em head
i'm clearly the truth, thinkin you'll win? you must be dumb clown
cuz i'll either make you or break you, but i'm surely eaten ya somehow
got a trademark line style? i feel like the props ya takin are worthless
but dudes see it's HYPED UP...... pause lines that's makin ya verses
i'm breakin this Kirk-bitch. keep talkin, n forreal ya core is torn
cuz my knife'll slit you long enough for dudes to think that your a whore
man i'm agile as shit. athletic, strong, shiiiit, fucka prime, i'm past mine
i should be a trackstar, since that body shotput you right into flatlines
i be runnin at amazin speeds, scorin touchdowns, that shits hot
i'ma real athlete, so watch this jockstrap ya girl down to his crotch
forreal she tight dude. really thinkin bout takin her to the basement
n givin her sucha crazy teabag, she'll brew thoughts of ma children's faces
i'm like dead serious yo. ya chick is most definitely a fit for all kings
we met eyes, then everything going downhill from there was a literal thing
n i'm sure you love your parents. cuz they don't care if ya suck
but when your father put his sundown, that moon got one hell of a fuck
i can break you easily man. so wen ya bones break dnt pout dude
cuz the strongarm i strike you with'll break your bank account too
ma verses come across as sort of an art. it's crazy how i abuse shit
but your preferred craft smells like you cut it instead of used it
a lot of people are related here. shiiit, you might be ma kin dude
you'll think we're a happy family, right after this barney combo i give you
n your hideous already. i feel sorry for the people that's seen ya pout
cuz your face sets off an alarm ADT's been havin wet dreams about
your dirty too dude. i'ma tell you one time to fuckin clean your ass
i mean, the smell from that graduate out could kill off an entire senior class
but some think your cool, got some chicks jiratin on ya top
so we can go clubbin' together, but your still takin all the shots
this league loves Kirk tho man. gettin more fans as his stats grow
you've got a huge following, but being that fat HAS to make a massive shadow
you besta believe dude. i have severe power that'll make ya bleed b
but i'd needa army to take you down...
..shit it takes an entire hospital to roll you over to watch tv
n your broke as shit dude. but i feel str8 lost today
cuz how the fuck can you be broke sportin' fortunes on ya face
your not ready for me man. you kno it, n i'm sure ya past will tell
i can sense some fear in ya, balls deep, n pumpin fast as hell
you never got no twat with that body. ya face is ugly n the rest is shit
you've had your v-card long enough to start gettin membership benefits


happy to knock you out chump

Posted by Kirk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagat's Seek N' Destroy Bio
- Sagat

Name: Lamar
Alias: N/A
Age: 17
Sex: Male
Location: Deleware
When/Why Did You Join SnD: Invited by Lay. He's a cool dude so...
Musical/Writing Inspirations: Life
Accomplishments: When I battle, I win.
About Yourself: Chill dude. Jamaican. Text is a hobby that I just happen to be good at because I like writing.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagat
i have school, work, n a girl that takes up most of my time as well. shouldn't be a reason not to post. but w/e dude

Don't lie. Your girl is your life. You don't got time to make cash, geek.
Cause that fat bitch could fill up your fuckin' schedule with half of an ass cheek,
Bet you claim to get bitches to suck it. Well, you're dreaming then Sagat,
Why would you letter? When you're only one of them away from being a fagat,
You ain't no street fighter, Sag. Though I guess that your styles relate, dude.
But you don't fight. You just wear them short shorts hoping that a Guile date you,
Bitching about me needing till Saturday. Hypocrite, don't be fuckin' wack,
Cryin bout extenchins, when every bitch youve dated has had atleast double that,
I'm as good as I say I am. And you? None will claim you're great as fuck,
But I bet his bitch overate Mar's bars. Thats prolly why she weighs so much,
I'm from the land of oppurtunity. And where your from is pretty worse,
Cause all it ever did for you was helped jamaica nother shitty verse,
You ain't never impressed me. But I bet you think you're pushin' it hard,
Only time i've said "GAT! OH!" I was tellin' everyone how much of a pussy you are,
Out of nowhere this cunts brave? But I punch till this bitch is scarred,
Truth is that Sag's always been Fearfull.... From riding his dick so hard,
Man, your girl is an animal. Dude says I'm lion and I should prove it.
You're just Madagascar carrying her doesn't have enough power to MOVE IT!
This dude is a fuckin' FRUIT... And when dudes come to the wrong home,
You're quick to in vitamin... cause you're looking for a strong bone,
Theres a fine line between you and I. Our girls and how their words thrown,
Cuz when youre in the doghouse. It just means youre hangin at your girls home,
The undisputed champ. You best believe that these punches will be felt whore,
Want me to lose but I don't wanna, Sag. That's what I got this fuckin' belt for,
I don't even take this shit seriously. I'm a monster compared to you,
So, forget digging up dirt on you. I'll just use your fuckin' verse to bury you,
You're used to sexual favors. Constantly gettin recorded givin' hand jobs, faggot,
Funniest video I've ever seens you in a full house, having your head bob, sagat,
Such a dirty ass whore. I'm exclaiming your broke so they know its clear.
You were never power ranked, and I still smell your stank ass from over here,
Honestly, I thought you were Lay. Now its clear that you're basically not,
I realized that when you had to take his dick out your mouth to make a response,
We're both sports players, bro. But you being better than me? That's bold.
Cause hes got athletes foot probs. I'm havin trouble pryin' mine out his asshole,
You're chick is a whore-ish bag of bones. Forreal yo, that girls fucked,
We've all seen her tits, Sag. Every fuckin' time she lifts her skirt up,
I don't give a fuck about this battle and it shows. This wank bitch'll bruise,
Bitching about when I drop. I've never seen somebody so anxious to lose.



Don't feel like wasting more time.

Posted by King Solo
Vote: Kirk


Please explain.

-Kirk

Posted by Cola
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


that vitamin line owned all...


HAHAHAHAHH


Kirk wins


**i'll break it down if you'd like**

Please explain.

-Kirk

Posted by Sagat
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick.
Vote: Kirk


so you cry wen i vote with a summary n then vote like that. aight

Posted by Lay.
you've had your run. 10 WEEKS. but i'm tellin you that shit is dead
now you WANT to hang up the mic, so you can stand up to give'em head
lol..
i'm clearly the truth, thinkin you'll win? you must be dumb clown
cuz i'll either make you or break you, but i'm surely eaten ya somehow
na.
got a trademark line style? i feel like the props ya takin are worthless
but dudes see it's HYPED UP...... pause lines that's makin ya verses
ok personal.
i'm breakin this Kirk-bitch. keep talkin, n forreal ya core is torn
cuz my knife'll slit you long enough for dudes to think that your a whore
aight.
man i'm agile as shit. athletic, strong, shiiiit, fucka prime, i'm past mine
i should be a trackstar, since that body shotput you right into flatlines
nice.
i be runnin at amazin speeds, scorin touchdowns, that shits hot
i'ma real athlete, so watch this jockstrap ya girl down to his crotch
haha
forreal she tight dude. really thinkin bout takin her to the basement
n givin her sucha crazy teabag, she'll brew thoughts of ma children's faces
mm okay wordplay. but played concept.
i'm like dead serious yo. ya chick is most definitely a fit for all kings
we met eyes, then everything going downhill from there was a literal thing
lmao.
n i'm sure you love your parents. cuz they don't care if ya suck
but when your father put his sundown, that moon got one hell of a fuck
moon being his son's ass?..na, reaching.
i can break you easily man. so wen ya bones break dnt pout dude
cuz the strongarm i strike you with'll break your bank account too
mm..na
ma verses come across as sort of an art. it's crazy how i abuse shit
but your preferred craft smells like you cut it instead of used it
nope.
a lot of people are related here. shiiit, you might be ma kin dude
you'll think we're a happy family, right after this barney combo i give you
bar-knee?.. ok, kinda forced.
n your hideous already. i feel sorry for the people that's seen ya pout
cuz your face sets off an alarm ADT's been havin wet dreams about
hahaha.
your dirty too dude. i'ma tell you one time to fuckin clean your ass
i mean, the smell from that graduate out could kill off an entire senior class
lmao again.
but some think your cool, got some chicks jiratin on ya top
so we can go clubbin' together, but your still takin all the shots
coo.
this league loves Kirk tho man. gettin more fans as his stats grow
you've got a huge following, but being that fat HAS to make a massive shadow
lol.
you besta believe dude. i have severe power that'll make ya bleed b
but i'd needa army to take you down...
..shit it takes an entire hospital to roll you over to watch tv
mmm miss.
n your broke as shit dude. but i feel str8 lost today
cuz how the fuck can you be broke sportin' fortunes on ya face
haha. four chins,
your not ready for me man. you kno it, n i'm sure ya past will tell
i can sense some fear in ya, balls deep, n pumpin fast as hell
lol @ you both havin concepts bout me.. fuck you
you never got no twat with that body. ya face is ugly n the rest is shit
you've had your v-card long enough to start gettin membership benefits
ok kinda played.




vs




Don't lie. Your girl is your life. You don't got time to make cash, geek.
Cause that fat bitch could fill up your fuckin' schedule with half of an ass cheek,
okay, not too creative.
Bet you claim to get bitches to suck it. Well, you're dreaming then Sagat,
Why would you letter? When you're only one of them away from being a fagat,
lol..
You ain't no street fighter, Sag. Though I guess that your styles relate, dude.
But you don't fight. You just wear them short shorts hoping that a Guile date you,
haha coo
Bitching about me needing till Saturday. Hypocrite, don't be fuckin' wack,
Cryin bout extenchins, when every bitch youve dated has had atleast double that,
no, that was forced as fuck. ExTenchins? nooo
I'm as good as I say I am. And you? None will claim you're great as fuck,
But I bet his bitch overate Mar's bars. Thats prolly why she weighs so much,
na didn't like this, did you mean Mar's Bar?
I'm from the land of oppurtunity. And where your from is pretty worse,
Cause all it ever did for you was helped jamaica nother shitty verse,
wordplay's been done..but since he lives there it hits, solid.
You ain't never impressed me. But I bet you think you're pushin' it hard,
Only time i've said "GAT! OH!" I was tellin' everyone how much of a pussy you are,
this is the first time I've seen you miss with one of these.
Out of nowhere this cunts brave? But I punch till this bitch is scarred,
Truth is that Sag's always been Fearfull.... From riding his dick so hard,
haha..fuck you,
Man, your girl is an animal. Dude says I'm lion and I should prove it.
You're just Madagascar carrying her doesn't have enough power to MOVE IT!
haha nice man.
This dude is a fuckin' FRUIT... And when dudes come to the wrong home,
You're quick to in vitamin... cause you're looking for a strong bone,
again very solid.
Theres a fine line between you and I. Our girls and how their words thrown,
Cuz when youre in the doghouse. It just means youre hangin at your girls home,
nope.. miss, not creative.
The undisputed champ. You best believe that these punches will be felt whore,
Want me to lose but I don't wanna, Sag. That's what I got this fuckin' belt for,
lol.
I don't even take this shit seriously. I'm a monster compared to you,
So, forget digging up dirt on you. I'll just use your fuckin' verse to bury you,
na played.
You're used to sexual favors. Constantly gettin recorded givin' hand jobs, faggot,
Funniest video I've ever seens you in a full house, having your head bob, sagat,
na..ok concept, but execcuted weakly.
Such a dirty ass whore. I'm exclaiming your broke so they know its clear.
You were never power ranked, and I still smell your stank ass from over here,
na.. this concept was done not to long ago by flight.
Honestly, I thought you were Lay. Now its clear that you're basically not,
I realized that when you had to take his dick out your mouth to make a response,
no, not witty.
We're both sports players, bro. But you being better than me? That's bold.
Cause hes got athletes foot probs. I'm havin trouble pryin' mine out his asshole,
aight.
You're chick is a whore-ish bag of bones. Forreal yo, that girls fucked,
We've all seen her tits, Sag. Every fuckin' time she lifts her skirt up,
no.. this is like the same as your reach up ya girls skirt n get to second base line.
I don't give a fuck about this battle and it shows. This wank bitch'll bruise,
Bitching about when I drop. I've never seen somebody so anxious to lose.
this was a filler'd closer.




Both had some nice shit here an there..an both had some area's where they went from landing..to completely missing, expected with this many lines.. Kirk started out weak..an had some misses..some forced wordplay.. then from the fearfull line an teh few tha followed were nice punches thrown in.. then kidna went from solid to miss solid to miss.an he dropped off his last few liens..seemedl ike he got lazy.. sagat started out solid.. kinda fell out a bit, picked it back up in the middle an carried a bit of consistency through the rest of his verse. He had some nice shit in there too. I got Sagat with 10 quotables to Kirks 8,.. close. Good battle. I took the time to break down 80 lines..so the rest of you faggots can vote now, vote honestly. No one line bullshit.

v/sagat

Posted by King Solo
Vote: Kirk

sagat smells funny...

Posted by King Solo
listen nerd,
you've had your run. 10 WEEKS. but i'm tellin you that shit is dead
now you WANT to hang up the mic, so you can stand up to give'em head
how many fucking mic gay lines is there now? major played.
i'm clearly the truth, thinkin you'll win? you must be dumb clown
cuz i'll either make you or break you, but i'm surely eaten ya somehow
nah, this was weak man
got a trademark line style? i feel like the props ya takin are worthless
but dudes see it's HYPED UP...... pause lines that's makin ya verses
simple, but personal so ok
i'm breakin this Kirk-bitch. keep talkin, n forreal ya core is torn
cuz my knife'll slit you long enough for dudes to think that your a whore
nah, this is fucking poor. and horridly basic wording.
man i'm agile as shit. athletic, strong, shiiiit, fucka prime, i'm past mine
i should be a trackstar, since that body shotput you right into flatlines
wordplay was cool, but i've grown less fond of these types of punches
i be runnin at amazin speeds, scorin touchdowns, that shits hot
i'ma real athlete, so watch this jockstrap ya girl down to his crotch
gay and played
forreal she tight dude. really thinkin bout takin her to the basement
n givin her sucha crazy teabag, she'll brew thoughts of ma children's faces
teabaggin lines are fucking OLD
i'm like dead serious yo. ya chick is most definitely a fit for all kings
we met eyes, then everything going downhill from there was a literal thing
this was ok
n i'm sure you love your parents. cuz they don't care if ya suck
but when your father put his sundown, that moon got one hell of a fuck
corny, but funny
i can break you easily man. so wen ya bones break dnt pout dude
cuz the strongarm i strike you with'll break your bank account too
played and possibly bitten or recycled, i can't prove it.. but i swear i have seen this exact line before
ma verses come across as sort of an art. it's crazy how i abuse shit
but your preferred craft smells like you cut it instead of used it
nah, this was garbage
a lot of people are related here. shiiit, you might be ma kin dude
you'll think we're a happy family, right after this barney combo i give you
fuck with the i'm gonna hit you/beat you fucking lines
n your hideous already. i feel sorry for the people that's seen ya pout
cuz your face sets off an alarm ADT's been havin wet dreams about
LMFAO! DOPE!!
your dirty too dude. i'ma tell you one time to fuckin clean your ass
i mean, the smell from that graduate out could kill off an entire senior class
wordplay was ok, still the punch was only ok
but some think your cool, got some chicks jiratin on ya top
so we can go clubbin' together, but your still takin all the shots
FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THESE PUNCH PUNCHES
this league loves Kirk tho man. gettin more fans as his stats grow
you've got a huge following, but being that fat HAS to make a massive shadow
a fat joke, ha.. not cool coz it was poorly flipped
you besta believe dude. i have severe power that'll make ya bleed b
but i'd needa army to take you down...
..shit it takes an entire hospital to roll you over to watch tv
lol, this one was actually funny
n your broke as shit dude. but i feel str8 lost today
cuz how the fuck can you be broke sportin' fortunes on ya face
lol, pretty funny
your not ready for me man. you kno it, n i'm sure ya past will tell
i can sense some fear in ya, balls deep, n pumpin fast as hell
ha.. not really that funny
you never got no twat with that body. ya face is ugly n the rest is shit
you've had your v-card long enough to start gettin membership benefits
PLAYED!



VS.



Don't lie. Your girl is your life. You don't got time to make cash, geek.
Cause that fat bitch could fill up your fuckin' schedule with half of an ass cheek,
ROFL!! funny opener
Bet you claim to get bitches to suck it. Well, you're dreaming then Sagat,
Why would you letter? When you're only one of them away from being a fagat,
I am sorry, but this made me laugh hard
You ain't no street fighter, Sag. Though I guess that your styles relate, dude.
But you don't fight. You just wear them short shorts hoping that a Guile date you,
nah, this was a gay line and i don't mean the concept
Bitching about me needing till Saturday. Hypocrite, don't be fuckin' wack,
Cryin bout extenchins, when every bitch youve dated has had atleast double that,
lmao @ ex-ten-chins... nice wordplay
I'm as good as I say I am. And you? None will claim you're great as fuck,
But I bet his bitch overate Mar's bars. Thats prolly why she weighs so much,
nah, not feeling this
I'm from the land of oppurtunity. And where your from is pretty worse,
Cause all it ever did for you was helped jamaica nother shitty verse,
jamaica line... FUCK NO!!
You ain't never impressed me. But I bet you think you're pushin' it hard,
Only time i've said "GAT! OH!" I was tellin' everyone how much of a pussy you are,
this could've been flipped much better
Out of nowhere this cunts brave? But I punch till this bitch is scarred,
Truth is that Sag's always been Fearfull.... From riding his dick so hard,
nah, his wasn't good and yours wasn't either
Man, your girl is an animal. Dude says I'm lion and I should prove it.
You're just Madagascar carrying her doesn't have enough power to MOVE IT!
LMFAO!! WORDPLAY!! dopest bar so far in this battle
This dude is a fuckin' FRUIT... And when dudes come to the wrong home,
You're quick to in vitamin... cause you're looking for a strong bone,
lmao, fresh flip on the gay concept, nice
Theres a fine line between you and I. Our girls and how their words thrown,
Cuz when youre in the doghouse. It just means youre hangin at your girls home,
nah, played
The undisputed champ. You best believe that these punches will be felt whore,
Want me to lose but I don't wanna, Sag. That's what I got this fuckin' belt for,
lol, funny but not really hard
I don't even take this shit seriously. I'm a monster compared to you,
So, forget digging up dirt on you. I'll just use your fuckin' verse to bury you,
PLAYED!
You're used to sexual favors. Constantly gettin recorded givin' hand jobs, faggot,
Funniest video I've ever seens you in a full house, having your head bob, sagat,
nah, you rhymed faggot and sagat earlier in the verse
Such a dirty ass whore. I'm exclaiming your broke so they know its clear.
You were never power ranked, and I still smell your stank ass from over here,
kinda funny
Honestly, I thought you were Lay. Now its clear that you're basically not,
I realized that when you had to take his dick out your mouth to make a response,
NO! JUST NO!
We're both sports players, bro. But you being better than me? That's bold.
Cause hes got athletes foot probs. I'm havin trouble pryin' mine out his asshole,
this was ok
You're chick is a whore-ish bag of bones. Forreal yo, that girls fucked,
We've all seen her tits, Sag. Every fuckin' time she lifts her skirt up,
i expected a punch like this
I don't give a fuck about this battle and it shows. This wank bitch'll bruise,
Bitching about when I drop. I've never seen somebody so anxious to lose.
nah, weak closer


This was a decent read. Both had some good shit, but I think that Kirk had way more to his verse than Sagat. A lot of Sagat's shit was poorly worded or just plain old played. Maybe he been recycling some old shit or something. Kirk had some played shit, managed to flip some nice and some kinda gay. He had more general humour as I've come to expect and he some raw wordplay. That Madagascar line was the fucking bomb shit, there is more to that than just the simple Madagascar wordplay. Don't know if anyone will get the Move It reference to it also. But yeah, for me Kirk took this battle pretty easily. Now stop making alias accounts and voting for yourself Lay.. I'M FUCKING ON TO YOU FOOL!!


Vote: Kirk

Posted by Adam
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick.
listen nerd,
you've had your run. 10 WEEKS. but i'm tellin you that shit is dead
now you WANT to hang up the mic, so you can stand up to give'em head
how many fucking mic gay lines is there now? major played.
i'm clearly the truth, thinkin you'll win? you must be dumb clown
cuz i'll either make you or break you, but i'm surely eaten ya somehow
nah, this was weak man
got a trademark line style? i feel like the props ya takin are worthless
but dudes see it's HYPED UP...... pause lines that's makin ya verses
simple, but personal so ok
i'm breakin this Kirk-bitch. keep talkin, n forreal ya core is torn
cuz my knife'll slit you long enough for dudes to think that your a whore
nah, this is fucking poor. and horridly basic wording.
man i'm agile as shit. athletic, strong, shiiiit, fucka prime, i'm past mine
i should be a trackstar, since that body shotput you right into flatlines
wordplay was cool, but i've grown less fond of these types of punches
i be runnin at amazin speeds, scorin touchdowns, that shits hot
i'ma real athlete, so watch this jockstrap ya girl down to his crotch
gay and played
forreal she tight dude. really thinkin bout takin her to the basement
n givin her sucha crazy teabag, she'll brew thoughts of ma children's faces
teabaggin lines are fucking OLD
i'm like dead serious yo. ya chick is most definitely a fit for all kings
we met eyes, then everything going downhill from there was a literal thing
this was ok
n i'm sure you love your parents. cuz they don't care if ya suck
but when your father put his sundown, that moon got one hell of a fuck
corny, but funny
i can break you easily man. so wen ya bones break dnt pout dude
cuz the strongarm i strike you with'll break your bank account too
played and possibly bitten or recycled, i can't prove it.. but i swear i have seen this exact line before
ma verses come across as sort of an art. it's crazy how i abuse shit
but your preferred craft smells like you cut it instead of used it
nah, this was garbage
a lot of people are related here. shiiit, you might be ma kin dude
you'll think we're a happy family, right after this barney combo i give you
fuck with the i'm gonna hit you/beat you fucking lines
n your hideous already. i feel sorry for the people that's seen ya pout
cuz your face sets off an alarm ADT's been havin wet dreams about
LMFAO! DOPE!!
your dirty too dude. i'ma tell you one time to fuckin clean your ass
i mean, the smell from that graduate out could kill off an entire senior class
wordplay was ok, still the punch was only ok
but some think your cool, got some chicks jiratin on ya top
so we can go clubbin' together, but your still takin all the shots
FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THESE PUNCH PUNCHES
this league loves Kirk tho man. gettin more fans as his stats grow
you've got a huge following, but being that fat HAS to make a massive shadow
a fat joke, ha.. not cool coz it was poorly flipped
you besta believe dude. i have severe power that'll make ya bleed b
but i'd needa army to take you down...
..shit it takes an entire hospital to roll you over to watch tv
lol, this one was actually funny
n your broke as shit dude. but i feel str8 lost today
cuz how the fuck can you be broke sportin' fortunes on ya face
lol, pretty funny
your not ready for me man. you kno it, n i'm sure ya past will tell
i can sense some fear in ya, balls deep, n pumpin fast as hell
ha.. not really that funny
you never got no twat with that body. ya face is ugly n the rest is shit
you've had your v-card long enough to start gettin membership benefits
PLAYED!



VS.



Don't lie. Your girl is your life. You don't got time to make cash, geek.
Cause that fat bitch could fill up your fuckin' schedule with half of an ass cheek,
ROFL!! funny opener
Bet you claim to get bitches to suck it. Well, you're dreaming then Sagat,
Why would you letter? When you're only one of them away from being a fagat,
I am sorry, but this made me laugh hard
You ain't no street fighter, Sag. Though I guess that your styles relate, dude.
But you don't fight. You just wear them short shorts hoping that a Guile date you,
nah, this was a gay line and i don't mean the concept
Bitching about me needing till Saturday. Hypocrite, don't be fuckin' wack,
Cryin bout extenchins, when every bitch youve dated has had atleast double that,
lmao @ ex-ten-chins... nice wordplay
I'm as good as I say I am. And you? None will claim you're great as fuck,
But I bet his bitch overate Mar's bars. Thats prolly why she weighs so much,
nah, not feeling this
I'm from the land of oppurtunity. And where your from is pretty worse,
Cause all it ever did for you was helped jamaica nother shitty verse,
jamaica line... FUCK NO!!
You ain't never impressed me. But I bet you think you're pushin' it hard,
Only time i've said "GAT! OH!" I was tellin' everyone how much of a pussy you are,
this could've been flipped much better
Out of nowhere this cunts brave? But I punch till this bitch is scarred,
Truth is that Sag's always been Fearfull.... From riding his dick so hard,
nah, his wasn't good and yours wasn't either
Man, your girl is an animal. Dude says I'm lion and I should prove it.
You're just Madagascar carrying her doesn't have enough power to MOVE IT!
LMFAO!! WORDPLAY!! dopest bar so far in this battle
This dude is a fuckin' FRUIT... And when dudes come to the wrong home,
You're quick to in vitamin... cause you're looking for a strong bone,
lmao, fresh flip on the gay concept, nice
Theres a fine line between you and I. Our girls and how their words thrown,
Cuz when youre in the doghouse. It just means youre hangin at your girls home,
nah, played
The undisputed champ. You best believe that these punches will be felt whore,
Want me to lose but I don't wanna, Sag. That's what I got this fuckin' belt for,
lol, funny but not really hard
I don't even take this shit seriously. I'm a monster compared to you,
So, forget digging up dirt on you. I'll just use your fuckin' verse to bury you,
PLAYED!
You're used to sexual favors. Constantly gettin recorded givin' hand jobs, faggot,
Funniest video I've ever seens you in a full house, having your head bob, sagat,
nah, you rhymed faggot and sagat earlier in the verse
Such a dirty ass whore. I'm exclaiming your broke so they know its clear.
You were never power ranked, and I still smell your stank ass from over here,
kinda funny
Honestly, I thought you were Lay. Now its clear that you're basically not,
I realized that when you had to take his dick out your mouth to make a response,
NO! JUST NO!
We're both sports players, bro. But you being better than me? That's bold.
Cause hes got athletes foot probs. I'm havin trouble pryin' mine out his asshole,
this was ok
You're chick is a whore-ish bag of bones. Forreal yo, that girls fucked,
We've all seen her tits, Sag. Every fuckin' time she lifts her skirt up,
i expected a punch like this
I don't give a fuck about this battle and it shows. This wank bitch'll bruise,
Bitching about when I drop. I've never seen somebody so anxious to lose.
nah, weak closer


This was a decent read. Both had some good shit, but I think that Kirk had way more to his verse than Sagat. A lot of Sagat's shit was poorly worded or just plain old played. Maybe he been recycling some old shit or something. Kirk had some played shit, managed to flip some nice and some kinda gay. He had more general humour as I've come to expect and he some raw wordplay. That Madagascar line was the fucking bomb shit, there is more to that than just the simple Madagascar wordplay. Don't know if anyone will get the Move It reference to it also. But yeah, for me Kirk took this battle pretty easily. Now stop making alias accounts and voting for yourself Lay.. I'M FUCKING ON TO YOU FOOL!!


Vote: Kirk



^ basically I agree.

Vote: Kirk


Votes tied at 1 - 1, this doesn't count as a vote. You can't quote someone else's breakdown. Good try.

Posted by Savior Self.
Kirk

Don't lie. Your girl is your life. You don't got time to make cash, geek.
Cause that fat bitch could fill up your fuckin' schedule with half of an ass cheek,

You ain't no street fighter, Sag. Though I guess that your styles relate, dude.
But you don't fight. You just wear them short shorts hoping that a Guile date you,

I'm from the land of oppurtunity. And where your from is pretty worse,
Cause all it ever did for you was helped jamaica nother shitty verse,

This dude is a fuckin' FRUIT... And when dudes come to the wrong home,
You're quick to in vitamin... cause you're looking for a strong bone,
Theres a fine line between you and I. Our girls and how their words thrown,
Cuz when youre in the doghouse. It just means youre hangin at your girls home,
The undisputed champ. You best believe that these punches will be felt whore,
Want me to lose but I don't wanna, Sag. That's what I got this fuckin' belt for,

You're used to sexual favors. Constantly gettin recorded givin' hand jobs, faggot,
Funniest video I've ever seens you in a full house, having your head bob, sagat,

verse started off ill but then it got repetitive as hell, it was like gay pun¢h, sag pun¢h, gay pun¢h, sag pun¢h, shit got mundane after a while

Sagat

man i'm agile as shit. athletic, strong, shiiiit, fucka prime, i'm past mine
i should be a trackstar, since that body shotput you right into flatlines

forreal she tight dude. really thinkin bout takin her to the basement
n givin her sucha crazy teabag, she'll brew thoughts of ma children's faces
i'm like dead serious yo. ya chick is most definitely a fit for all kings
we met eyes, then everything going downhill from there was a literal thing

ma verses come across as sort of an art. it's crazy how i abuse shit
but your preferred craft smells like you cut it instead of used it

this league loves Kirk tho man. gettin more fans as his stats grow
you've got a huge following, but being that fat HAS to make a massive shadow

you never got no twat with that body. ya face is ugly n the rest is shit
you've had your v-card long enough to start gettin membership benefits

unlike Kirk you swit¢hed up the pun¢shes a bit, but most of them were either weak or were like wtf?, I think ur setups ¢ould be a lot better, the setup is what really makes the pun¢h ¢onne¢t & if the setup is ¢hoppy or irrelevant then the pun¢h aint gon hit hard no matter how ill the ¢on¢ept is... just my 2 pennies


Vote: Kirk by one quote, I thought this battle was gonna be iller than this is was kinda boring, & loooong aaas fu¢k!!! Anyway I got Kirk tain this

Posted by Lay.
Voting stands at Kirk 2 - 1

Posted by King Solo
^ No it fucking doesn't. Just because you lost in this one Lay, fool.

Kirk wins 2-1.

Kirk vs. Lay in the finals, but thats Lay on the Lay account.

Posted by Lay.
Kirk wins 4 - 1 and advances to the finals vs Ironside.